At a glance
Enoch warned the giants and the Watchers of the world: repent, or feel God's wrath. They ignored him. The floodgates of heaven burst, the water took everything, and five months later a single vessel ground onto a mountaintop and a man named Noah stepped out into an empty world. Some version of that story exists in almost every religion and almost every culture on Earth. The Why Files spends fifty eight minutes asking whether it happened, and opens with the reason the question is not idle: there is evidence, and enough of it that the CIA classified a piece of it for almost fifty years.
Host AJ Gentile sets up two problems with the Noah story before the title card. One, the ark is much older than anyone thought. Two, the man named Noah was not a man, at least not a man from Earth. The episode then runs those two problems down in order: a Scottish explorer who went looking for the source of the Nile and came back with a book the church had buried, the Book of Enoch read as the first documented abduction case, the two hundred Watchers who broke the prime directive, the Nephilim they fathered, a glowing newborn whose father was away at conception, roughly two hundred and fifty flood myths spread across cultures separated by oceans, a rectangular object photographed on Mount Ararat by an Air Force camera in 1949, and a boat shaped formation in eastern Turkey that measures out to exactly the dimensions the Bible gives, if you use the right cubit.
Then, because it is The Why Files, the last sixteen minutes are the host taking his own episode apart. He works backwards, and the first thing on the table is the man who made the Durupınar site famous.
Chapters
- 0:00 Cold open: Enoch's warning, and the two problems with the story
- 1:47 Heckle Fish needs fifteen large, and today's sponsor
- 4:03 James Bruce, the source of the Nile, and a book on a mountain
- 5:30 The Queen of Sheba, Menelik, and the Ark of the Covenant in Ethiopia
- 7:10 Eighty one books, seventy three books, sixty six books
- 7:52 The Book of Enoch, and why the church wanted it hidden
- 9:14 Qumran, 1947: eleven copies among the Dead Sea Scrolls
- 10:12 The first documented alien abduction
- 12:10 Inside the mothership: twelve gates, a lofty roof, the book of life
- 14:14 Why Enoch was summoned: God needs a witness
- 14:41 The two hundred Watchers
- 16:01 They violated the prime directive
- 16:18 The Watchers take wives
- 17:18 The Nephilim and the Book of Giants
- 18:15 The warning is ignored, and God decides to reset
- 19:07 Noah in Genesis, Noah in Enoch
- 19:33 The glowing baby and Lamech's panic
- 21:08 Divine miracle, or artificial insemination
- 21:54 Enoch's version of the flood plan
- 22:40 Three hundred cubits by fifty by thirty
- 23:14 The animal problem, and three answers to it
- 24:49 Forty days, five months, one full year aboard
- 25:21 The Black Sea deluge hypothesis
- 26:26 Gilgamesh, Genesis, and a memory passed down
- 27:10 Two hundred and fifty flood myths
- 28:45 The only difference between pseudoscience and science is time
- 29:48 The Younger Dryas, and why AJ blames the sun
- 31:15 For that answer we turn to the CIA
- 31:40 The mountains of Ararat, not Mount Ararat
- 32:10 June 17, 1949: the Ararat anomaly
- 33:39 October 1959: Captain Durupınar takes a photograph
- 34:21 The cubit changed, and so did the math
- 35:08 Ararat is a young volcano
- 35:29 Thirty anchor stones two hundred miles from the sea
- 35:51 The first settlement, and a cemetery of a million
- 36:52 Ron Wyatt and the iron in the ground
- 38:12 The rivet, the radar, and the regular lines
- 39:36 The 2014 scans: three decks, a perfect match
- 40:08 Petrified deck timber, cat hair, and a stolen sarcophagus
- 40:57 Turkey makes it official
- 41:00 If the ark has been found, what does that mean
- 41:52 Is any of this true? Working backwards
- 41:57 Ron Wyatt was a nurse, and a liar
- 44:30 What happens when you check the evidence
- 45:52 Why the CIA actually classified the photos
- 46:13 What AJ believes about the flood
- 46:32 The thing he fears most is the sun
- 47:30 So is Enoch about aliens?
- 48:36 The Dogon and Sirius B
- 50:12 First Enoch, pseudepigrapha, and Bible fan fiction
- 51:43 "Thank God"
- 52:30 Sign off
The cold open, and a fish who needs a loan
Before any of it, the show does what the show does. Heckle Fish calls in a panic because he has two hundred units to get out the door by close of business, and he is running out of fabric, stuffing, thread, non skid bottoms, labels and boxes. The product is Heckle Fish slippers. He is calling them camel toes, on the reasoning that a slipper is shaped like a fish's foot, which sends the conversation somewhere the host has to shut down twice.
The complaint underneath the joke is that Heckle licensed his own likeness to fund a Vegas album, and now people are putting their feet inside him. "Every time I see someone slip their foot inside one I swear I could feel it all the way up my..." Okay. That'll do. He does get a few bars of Beyond the Sea out before he is cut off, and later a reprise about a camel toe that came floating from across the sea.
He wants an "eensy weensy little teeny tiny baby weenie loan" of fifteen large, because the bank turned him down for having too many credit cards and loans. The host says no, suggests he seriously reconsider the product name, and hands off to PDS Debt, who roll multiple balances into one monthly payment at zero percent interest. Anyone with over ten thousand dollars in debt qualifies, no minimum credit score, and there is a thirty second online assessment for a free debt analysis. Heckle signs off promising to stuff a camel toe in every stocking this holiday season.
That is the tone. Keep it in mind, because the same host is about to spend fifteen minutes carefully dismantling a beloved piece of biblical archaeology.
James Bruce goes looking for a river and finds a book
James Bruce was born to a wealthy Scottish family in 1730. His family wanted him in law. He wanted to be the first person to find the legendary source of the Nile.
The episode is careful to explain why that mattered. For hundreds of years the race to find the source of the Nile was as gripping as the race to put a man on the moon. Heckle objects immediately, on the grounds that nobody went to the moon and the whole thing was faked, and refuses to accept the comparison. "Well, you made it poorly."
Bruce spent over a decade in Africa tracing the river. He traveled through war torn deserts, befriended several kings and made enemies of others, fought savage tribes, survived deadly disease and nearly starved to death. And then, near a monastery in the Lake Tana highlands of Ethiopia, he found a small spring bubbling out of the ground. That was it. The source of the Nile.
But he found something else at that monastery, and the episode says flatly that it was more important. On display was an old faded manuscript written in Geʽez, an ancient Semitic language used by Ethiopian Jews. Bruce was told this book was the Bible. Not a Bible. The Bible.
Why there were Jews on that mountain
The episode takes a detour here rather than skipping it, and it is worth the ninety seconds. Judaism in Ethiopia goes back almost three thousand years. The Old Testament and the Quran both tell of the Ethiopian Queen of Sheba, who heard about the wisdom and wealth of King Solomon, was intrigued, and traveled to Jerusalem to see for herself. The specifics of the meeting are not specified. She was impressed enough to praise the god of Israel and to give Solomon caravans of gold, gems and spices. Solomon, equally impressed, gave her everything she asked for. Then she went home.
In the Old Testament and the Quran, that is where it ends. Ethiopian religious texts go further. When the queen got home she learned that Solomon had given her one last gift: a son. "Ah, King Solomon. The player."
Their son was Menelik I. When Menelik grew up he returned to Jerusalem to meet his father, and Solomon was so happy that he offered him the throne. Menelik declined and went home. But before he left, some of his men stole the Ark of the Covenant and brought it back to Ethiopia. There has been a large Jewish population in Ethiopia ever since, and according to the Ethiopian Orthodox Tewahedo Church the Ark of the Covenant is still there today, in the town of Axum, in the Church of Our Lady Mary of Zion. AJ notes it is a great story and links his own episode on it below.
Eighty one books
Bruce was well read, well educated, and he knew his scripture. But these Ethiopian texts contained hundreds of stories that were not in his Bible. People mentioned once or twice in the modern Bible had their entire lives documented here: their families, their deeds, their misdeeds, all of it.
The reason is a straight arithmetic problem, and it is the first thing on this page worth drawing.
Bruce did not understand why so much of the original had been removed. And then, thumbing through the stiff dusty pages, he did.
The Book of Enoch
He came across a book on Enoch, whom he knew only as the great grandfather of Noah, a man mentioned a few times in passing. Here was an entire book. One hundred and eight chapters.
And now Bruce understood why the church wanted it hidden. The book described heaven not as a spiritual place but as a physical place, one that could be visited by men. That was heresy. No mortal man is able to visit heaven, and certainly not able to visit and come back. But Enoch did, and he wrote down everything he saw.
He did not describe souls floating in clouds playing harps. He described a city in the sky with many different rooms, walls covered in gems or blinking lights, and godlike beings going about their business. "Now Enoch wouldn't have known it at the time, but he was describing a spacecraft."
The Book of Enoch had vanished from history thousands of years earlier and was rediscovered by James Bruce in 1772. And it was promptly dismissed. Muslims, Jews and Christians alike did not consider it part of the Bible. The reasoning was reasonable: it was hidden away on a mountain in Ethiopia, and if it were truly scripture there would be more copies of it. There weren't.
One hundred and fifty years later, that changed.
Qumran, 1947
Near the ancient settlement of Qumran, a young shepherd looking for a stray goat found a cave. Thinking the goat had wandered in, he threw a rock to scare it out, and instead heard pottery break. Inside were clay jars holding ancient scrolls. Almost a thousand manuscripts. The Dead Sea Scrolls cover every part of the Hebrew Bible, and among the well known books was the Book of Enoch.
Not one copy. Eleven. In ancient times the book was so widely read and so widely regarded that eleven copies of it turned up in that collection, intact, complete, and a perfect match for the text in the Ethiopian Bible.
It is still considered apocryphal and not of the Bible. As AJ puts it, "apocryphal is a nice way of saying it's fake." Some go further and consider it heresy, a crime against God.
"When you read the book you can understand why."
Enoch may be the first documented alien abduction
One evening there is a strange sound above Enoch's village. Not thunder, not wind. A sound that seems to make the air and the earth vibrate. A sound you can feel.
The villagers come cautiously out of their homes and see a bright orb of light hovering just above the trees. Slowly the sphere descends on the village. The townspeople are terrified. But Enoch hears a voice telling him not to be afraid, and then Enoch ascends, escorted by a celestial being named Uriel.
The episode immediately pairs this with the prophet Elijah in 2 Kings, who is physically taken to heaven in what he calls a chariot of fire. "It's easy to see that a man living thousands of years ago would describe a rocket or a spacecraft as a chariot of fire." Heckle starts singing again. "That's enough." "Okay, okay, sheesh. What a grouch."
Here is the structural point the episode is making, and it is a sharper one than it first looks. In Abrahamic religions, souls of the righteous go to heaven after death. Maybe Jesus takes them by the hand, maybe they follow a loved one through the light, maybe they just arrive. That is not what happens to Enoch. Enoch is taken physically, while alive, and he writes down what he sees as he sees it. He is not reconstructing from memory. He is walking around with Uriel, taking notes, because God instructed him to.
And although Enoch describes the trip in religious language, he is also fairly scientific about it. He describes seeing mountains below. He sees every river on Earth. He describes seeing how the winds are made, which the episode suggests could be cloud formation viewed from above.
"Enoch sees all of this as divine, but his account could be referring to technology. A smartphone would seem supernatural to someone living thousands of years ago. A spaceship would be incomprehensible."
Inside
When Enoch arrives, "in heaven, the mothership," he is shown a set of doors. He calls them twelve gates. Each door has a name and a purpose, and he watches beings walk in and out of them going about their business. He calls the beings angels and archangels. Like Uriel, they radiate light. The episode notes it has been suggested that they could be holographic projections, because they are extremely bright and yet Enoch can see through them.
He is then taken on a tour of the cosmos. He travels the galaxy. He is shown the movement of celestial bodies. He is told about man's place in the universe. Uriel teaches him about the solar system, tells him the length of an Earth year is three hundred and sixty four days, shows him the lunar cycle, and shows him how constellations move across the sky. "This is interesting, because the Book of Enoch was written thousands of years before many of these discoveries were made."
Then the detail the episode plants deliberately: you would think there would be nothing above heaven, but wherever Enoch is, the place has a ceiling. He specifically calls it a lofty roof.
He is taken to a giant room full of plants he does not recognize. Uriel calls it one of the storehouses of nature. Could be an arboretum, could be a garden. "When humans finally travel through space there will definitely be gardens on their ships."
He is shown an object with writing on it that he calls the book of life, which records all the deeds of man. "It sounds like the angel works for the FBI, right? The book of life is essentially a database of surveillance records."
There is a room for the wicked, which Enoch describes as a place of torture and mutilation. The episode offers the other reading without pushing it: this room has also been interpreted as where abductees endure experiments.
Finally he enters the room with the throne of God. He says there is no way to describe or comprehend him, and he averts his eyes. God tells Enoch the secrets of the angels and the nature of the universe, shows him the different dimensions of existence, and shows him visions of past, present and future.
Why he was brought
And that is when Enoch learns why he was summoned and told to write everything down.
God needs a witness. He needs someone to describe what heaven and hell are like, someone whose words will be passed down for generations, so mankind has a written record of the afterlife.
He also needs Enoch to carry a message to some of his angels on Earth. The message is not good news.
The Watchers
In the early days of the world, God sent two hundred angels to Earth. Their purpose was to observe and guard humanity. They became known as the Watchers.
Typically angels are considered spiritual beings. In the Book of Enoch they are not. The Watchers are physical entities, described as large humanoids, some with wings, radiating so much light that it is difficult to look directly at them.
They taught humans to cultivate crops and make pottery. They taught medicine and the curing of illness. They taught astronomy and astrology.
The episode points at the older layer underneath. In ancient Sumerian texts, which Enoch is probably based on, three hundred beings are sent to Earth from palaces in the sky, and they are called the Observers. They too help humanity take a great leap forward. "We see this story in ancient cultures all over the world. Advanced beings come down from the sky and bring humanity the gift of civilization."
Breaking the prime directive
Civilization spread fast, and the Watchers became vain and proud. God had instructed them to withhold certain knowledge from man. They ignored the instruction.
They taught men how to create new metals for weapons. They taught men how to harness fire and wage war. They taught women witchcraft and alchemy. They revealed the secrets of the heavens and changed the course of human development.
"They violated the prime directive. They did."
The transfer was a double edged sword. It propelled humanity forward and it brought corruption, a deviation from God's order. And the corruption did not stop at humans. It got the Watchers too. They were spending more and more time with human women. "Uh oh. This isn't going to end well."
They became lustful. Then they started taking human women as wives.
"And the angels, the children of the heaven, saw and lusted after them, and said to one another, come, let us choose us wives from among the children of men and beget us children."
1 Enoch 6:1, quoted at 16:52
The episode notes how this part gets read in the ancient astronaut literature: as the human alien hybridization program run by the Anunnaki in the Sumerian material. And it flags the difference in tone between the two versions. "In those stories, human women weren't being taken as wives. They were just being taken. Abducted, and used as incubators for a new species."
The Nephilim
The union of celestial and mortal bloodlines produced a race of giants: the Nephilim.
Another text found among the Dead Sea Scrolls, the Book of Giants, describes them alongside Enoch as creatures of immense size, immense strength and immense cruelty. Torn between divinity and humanity and at home in neither, they go insane. They turn on humans and torture anyone they can find. They need to consume so much food that eventually they begin feeding on human flesh. Humans are helpless. Many are enslaved. Many more are killed.
And then the part that actually damns everybody. A few humans decide to follow the example the Watchers set. If angels can torture and kill and enslave and sleep with whoever they want, why can't we? Soon the world is full of people like this.
"Soon God can't tell who's a Nephilim and who isn't."
Enoch delivers the message to the Watchers, to the Nephilim and to all mankind: repent for your sin, or suffer the wrath of God.
The warning is ignored. Enoch is brought back to heaven, where he begs God to save the Earth. God makes his decision instead. The Earth has become so corrupt and so foul that it needs to be reset. He will cause an event so cataclysmic that everything and everyone will be killed. Humans, angels, Nephilim, all of it.
But one man and his family will be spared. The only man who cannot be corrupted, the only man who can be trusted to restart civilization. Enoch's great grandson.
"But here's the thing. There's a lot more to Noah than we've been told."
Two versions of Noah
In Genesis, God appears to Noah and says the world is to end. A great flood will wash away every living thing so the world can start again. Build a large boat. Put your family and two of every animal on it. Survive.
Everybody knows that story. In Enoch it happens a little differently, and it starts earlier, at Noah's birth.
"His body was as white as snow and red as the blooming of a rose, and the hair of his head and his long locks were white as wool, and his eyes beautiful. And when he opened his eyes he lighted up the whole house like the sun, and the whole house was very bright."
The Book of Noah, 3:1, quoted at 19:33
Noah is described as beautiful, with bright glowing skin, and from the moment of birth he can speak.
His father Lamech panics. Lamech had been away during the window when Noah would have been conceived, so he knows the child is not his. Worse, the child is radiating light. Lamech's fear is specific: that Noah is a Watcher, or worse, a Nephilim.
He seeks counsel from his father Methuselah, who has the same fear. Methuselah prays to his own father Enoch, who has been in heaven for many years. Enoch answers.
"And now make known to thy son Lamech that he who has been born is in truth his son, and call his name Noah, for he shall be left to you, and he and his sons shall be saved from the destruction which shall come upon the earth on account of all the sin and all the unrighteousness which shall be consummated on the earth in his days."
The Book of Noah, 3:18, quoted at 20:30
Lamech is relieved. But the fact does not go away: Noah was conceived while Lamech was away. In the Book of Enoch this is a divine miracle. The episode offers the other reading in one clean sentence: "or it's technology. Artificial insemination and genetic manipulation. A successful human hybrid."
Lamech also learns that a great flood is coming and that Noah has been chosen to restart civilization.
Whose flood is it
The differences keep going. In Genesis it is God who gives Noah the instructions. In Enoch it is Uriel who tells Noah about the flood.
And the target is different. Genesis is blunt about the intent:
"So God said to Noah, I'm going to put an end to all people, for the earth is filled with violence because of them. I am surely going to destroy both them and the earth."
Genesis 6:13, quoted at 21:40
But in the Book of Enoch, the primary targets of the great flood are the fallen angels and their hybrid offspring. Most humans will also die, but this is considered necessary collateral damage. It is the only way to reset creation and wipe the slate clean. "If some humans survive, great. If they don't, it doesn't matter. Only Noah matters."
The specification
Noah is given specific instructions.
"Make yourself an ark of cypress wood, make rooms in it and coat it with pitch inside and out. This is how you are to build it. The ark is to be three hundred cubits long, fifty cubits wide and thirty cubits high. Make a roof for it, leaving below the roof an opening one cubit high all around. Put a door in the side of the ark and make lower, middle and upper decks."
Genesis 6:14 to 16, quoted at 22:33
Longer than a football field. Almost a hundred feet wide. Taller than a five story building. And it needed to be, because of the second half of the job.
"You are to bring into the ark two of all living creatures, male and female, to keep them alive with you. Two of every kind of bird, of every kind of animal and of every kind of creature that moves along the ground will come to you to be kept alive."
Genesis 6:19 to 20, quoted at 23:14
At this point in history there were well over a million species of animals on Earth. Obviously those would not fit. The episode gives three answers rather than dodging.
The biblical interpretation is that Noah was not saving every breed, just the type. So he would not have brought any dogs. He would have brought a male and female grey wolf, and the wolves would eventually become dogs. Heckle, predictably: "They should have left the kids." "Stop it." "The vicious little hell beast, there." "That's enough."
The second answer covers the size problem. What about elephants? Those were definitely on the ark. Some biblical scholars say the animals delivered to Noah were infants, which lets a lot more fit.
The third is the ancient astronaut answer, and it is the one the episode clearly finds most interesting: there were no animals on the ark at all. It contained DNA samples of every living creature on Earth, everything essential for rebuilding.
The flood
"On that day all the fountains of the great deep burst open and the floodgates of the heavens were opened, and the rain fell on the earth forty days and forty nights."
Genesis 7:11 to 12, quoted at 24:40
Anyone not on the ark drowned. It took five months for the water to recede, and another five or six months for the land to dry enough to leave. Noah, his family and the animals were aboard for a full year.
For thousands of years believers and skeptics have argued over the scale of it, or whether it happened at all. One camp says it was a local event, not a global one.
The Black Sea deluge hypothesis
The best known theory in that camp is the Black Sea deluge hypothesis, first proposed in 1997. The episode lays out the mechanism in detail.
The Black Sea was a freshwater lake, around two hundred and sixty feet lower than it is today. It was cut off from the Mediterranean by a rocky sill in the Bosporus strait. Then, around eight thousand four hundred years ago, the Laurentide Ice Sheet collapsed and caused an abrupt jump in sea level. That sent a catastrophic inflow of Mediterranean seawater over the natural dam and into the Black Sea.
Almost forty thousand square miles of land were flooded, significantly expanding the shoreline to both the north and the west. Two hundred times the flow of Niagara Falls poured through every day. Each day the level of the Black Sea rose several feet. This continued for three hundred days, and it created the Black Sea as we know it.
Undersea surveys have revealed human made structures there. The remains of freshwater fish have been found. "The memory of this massive flood could have been passed down through the generations, then finally documented in flood narratives found in both the Sumerian Epic of Gilgamesh and the Book of Genesis."
So there is evidence of a local flood, which would have been the entire world to the people living there. But what about an actual global one?
Two hundred and fifty flood myths
Skeptics say the biblical flood could not have happened because there is no evidence for a global flood. "With all their respect, those skeptics are wrong."
The episode then sets up a third position between the two usual ones. Many Jews, Christians and Muslims believe the great flood is symbolic, an allegory serving as a warning: be righteous or be destroyed. Others take the Bible literally and hold that Noah was a real man who built a real boat and survived a real flood. "What if they're both kind of wrong? What if there was a flood, but the man known as Noah is known by different names in different cultures?"
| Culture | Who warns | Who survives | The vessel and what is on it |
|---|---|---|---|
| Sumer, Epic of Gilgamesh | The god Ea, warning against the flood sent by Enlil | Utnapishtim | A large boat carrying his family and animals. the first flood story |
| Hebrew, Genesis | God, directly | Noah and his family | An ark of cypress wood, 300 by 50 by 30 cubits, two of every creature |
| Hebrew, 1 Enoch | The angel Uriel | Noah, the only man who cannot be corrupted | Same ark. But the flood targets the Watchers and Nephilim; humans are collateral |
| Hinduism | A fish Manu had earlier saved | Manu, the first man | A boat guided by the fish, carrying the seven sages and the seeds of life |
| Ojibwe, North America | Not named in the retelling | Nanabozho, a culture hero | He survives by floating in a boat along with various animals |
| Aboriginal Australia | No warner. Tiddalik the giant frog drinks all the water in the world, causing a drought | Those who take to the water | When the frog releases the water it causes a great flood; a boat is used to survive it |
| China, the Gun and Yu flood | Not named in the retelling | Those who outlast it | A flood that cleanses the Earth |
| Inca | Viracocha himself brings it | Two, spared to repopulate | He floods the Earth to destroy giants who disobeyed his orders. "Nephilim could be." |
"These stories go on and on. I specifically picked a few from cultures that are far away from each other, separated by oceans. In all there are about two hundred and fifty separate flood myths, but every story is eerily similar."
For years the similarity was written off as coincidence. As people stepped forward to claim there really was a global flood, it was called pseudoscience.
"But as often happens, the only difference between pseudoscience and science is time."
The megaflood clips
The episode cuts to interview footage. The first voice describes a megascale pluvial event over North Africa, most likely consistent with the Pliocene to Holocene transition and the great flooding events already well documented elsewhere in the world: huge tsunamis and torrential rain flooding the entire continent of Africa and reshaping the landscape, at the same time as the same event on the other side of the world.
The second is more visceral. "What you have to visualize is a tsunami sweeping over the land that's over a thousand feet deep. That's what happened here. And we know that because we can trace the high water marks on the hillsides. They're clearly etched into the hillsides."
This, AJ says, is the great flood at the end of the Younger Dryas, when the ice caps suddenly melted and raised sea level by hundreds of feet. Anyone living near a coastline would be gone. Any settlement or city below a certain elevation would be destroyed.
The cause is still debated. Some believe a large asteroid impact or series of impacts caused the sudden melt. "Another theory, the one I believe, is that a massive solar flare hit the Earth. This would cause the ice to melt everywhere at once, and explain why flood myths exist in every corner of the world."
Maybe there were many Noahs
Here is the move that makes the whole episode hang together. If an asteroid or a solar flare hit, there would not be much time to prepare, but there would be some. Maybe groups of people anticipated the rising seas and built boats. Or, as many myths say outright, a being came down from the sky and warned people of what was coming. Those who heeded the warning would start building immediately. Those who survived passed the story down.
"There could have been arks all over the world. Or maybe there really was only one ark. And if there was, where is it? Does it still exist? Can it be found?"
"For that answer, we turn to the CIA."
The mountains of Ararat
Searches for Noah's ark have been going on since antiquity, but it was the emergence of biblical archaeology in the nineteenth century that made formal searches feasible. By the 1940s, expeditions were being organized to follow up on leads.
As for where to look, Genesis gives a hint.
"The waters kept receding steadily from the earth so that they had gone down by the end of the 150 days. On the seventeenth day of the seventh month the ark came to rest on one of the mountains of Ararat."
Genesis 8:3 to 4, quoted at 31:26
Historians and biblical scholars agree that Ararat is the Hebrew name of Urartu, an Iron Age kingdom centered around Lake Van. That puts the mountains of Ararat in the eastern part of Turkey, near the borders of Armenia, Iran and Azerbaijan. Heckle derails for a moment because he enjoys saying Azerbaijan. "It feels really good in the mouth." "Can I get back to this, please?" "Go ahead. I ain't stopping you."
June 17, 1949
On June 17, 1949, the US Air Force was photographing the mountains in eastern Turkey. On Mount Ararat, west of the summit, was a rectangular barge like structure.
That information was passed to the CIA, who sent spy planes to analyze the object. They called it the Ararat anomaly. What they saw concerned them enough that they immediately classified it as secret.
Every subsequent photograph of the object was also classified: 1956, 1973, 1976, 1990 and 1992. Over the next forty five years, every request from within the government to see the photos was denied. They were never seen outside the CIA. "In fact, for years the CIA said the photos didn't exist at all."
Then, thanks to the Freedom of Information Act, six frames from the 1949 footage were released to the public in 1995. By 1999 the CIA had made its Noah's ark files available. Those documents proved that the search for Noah's ark had reached the highest levels of the American government.
And then the episode does something worth noticing, because it does it before the debunk section: it gives up the anomaly. "Later, higher resolution photos show no barge. The 1949 picture was most likely a rock formation. Maybe. Probably. Maybe."
"But the Ararat anomaly is not the only structure that looks like Noah's ark. There is another. A ship made of solid stone."
Durupınar
In October 1959, Turkish Army Captain İlhan Durupınar was on a mapping mission for NATO when he flew over Üzengili in Turkey. He saw a strange formation and snapped a photograph. When he analyzed the film he was shocked. The structure looked a lot like a large ship.
What was a ship doing so far inland, at almost seven thousand feet above sea level?
Then someone measured it. Five hundred and thirty eight feet long.
Which is too big. The ark was three hundred cubits, so four hundred and fifty feet.
But wait.
The cubit changed
The length of a cubit changed over time. The cubit Moses used to build the Ark of the Covenant was not the cubit Noah would have used. In Moses' time a cubit was about seventeen inches. Noah came many years before Moses, only ten generations from Adam. Noah would have used the Egyptian royal cubit, a little over twenty inches.
"The Durupınar ship was exactly three hundred royal cubits long, and fifty royal cubits wide."
And, the episode says, this location is exactly where the Bible said Noah made landfall. Most people think Noah landed on Mount Ararat, but that is not what the Bible says. The Bible says the mountains of Ararat.
The distinction earns its keep. Mount Ararat is a volcano, and it has erupted several times since the days of Noah, as recently as the 1840s. Geologists believe Mount Ararat is a relatively young mountain and probably was not there during the flood. The Durupınar location is only a few miles away.
The anchor stones
A ground investigation in the area found about thirty drogue stones. A drogue stone is a heavy rock with a hole at the top. Ropes went through the holes and the stones were hung from the bottoms of ancient ships to stabilize them in rough seas.
"Why are there anchor stones in the mountains of Ararat? They're two hundred miles from the closest ocean. But there they are."
The settlement, and the cemetery
Also on the site, an ancient settlement the episode names Naxuan was discovered. Most of the evidence has been lost to treasure hunters, but as recently as the 1970s there were stone foundations of ancient homes still visible. This is believed to be the first settlement after the flood.
The site is important enough that there is a huge cemetery in the area. People from all over the world requested to be buried there. Not hundreds. Not thousands. As many as a million people wanted to be buried at this location.
Ron Wyatt digs in
All that was left was to examine the boat structure itself. Researchers looked for animal remains, for metal nails, for petrified wood. They found all three. And after Durupınar found the site, an earthquake in the area exposed what looked like the hull of an ancient ship.
Geologists visited, said it was a natural formation, and that was that.
Then in 1977, biblical researcher Ron Wyatt renewed interest in Noah's ark.
"We believe that God has preserved in the earth and under the seas remains of the major events discussed in the Bible. Physical remains."
Ron Wyatt, 36:55
Over a number of years, Wyatt brought geologists and other scientists to investigate the Durupınar site. The episode plays the field footage. Someone on camera crouching over the ground: "Oh look at that. Oh, well wait a minute, wait, let me get a close up of that." "You want my hand in there?" "Yeah, just point at the little..." "Okay." Flakes of iron coming out, right there, there and there.
Metal detectors were brought in and calibrated to search for iron. Not only did they find iron, they found it at regular intervals, which indicates something man made. "Do you want a measuring tape to measure these things, how far apart they are?" The on site team ran tape along the ground where iron had been detected.
It was a ship.
Wyatt found a metallic object next to the ark shaped like a large rivet, surrounded by what appeared to be an equally large metal washer. Part of the metal was tested. It contained a man made alloy.
Ground penetrating radar was used in the 1980s. Regular lines were found beneath the surface. "Oh right, the lines are there. The lines are there." That also indicates man made construction.
"This data does not represent natural geology. It's a man made structure."
On site researcher, 38:31
"This is the west vulcan, right, that was over there, and he walked easterly. Here we start getting a longitudinal bulge, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here."
Radar operator reading the profile, 38:47
"As a scientist, do you really honestly believe that you have been on the remains of Noah's ark?" "I have no doubt in my mind. This has to be a man made structure. It's full of metal, metal has a regular pattern, the size of the thing and the shape of the thing, it's almost certainly a large boat."
39:05
A small excavation on the side of the structure turned up lines of mud lighter in color than the surrounding soil, which Wyatt believed to be beams from the ship.
The 2014 scans
As recently as 2014, 3D scans were taken of the location. Not only was the shape of a ship found, it had three levels, exactly as the ark should. The scan also confirmed the dimensions: three hundred cubits long, fifty cubits wide, thirty cubits tall. A perfect match.
During one demonstration for the Turkish government, Wyatt pointed to an object seen on radar near the surface and was given permission to dig it up. It was a piece of petrified wood deck timber.
Other artifacts followed. More petrified wood. Pieces of metal. Cat hair. Fossilized animal dung. Researchers found evidence of the fence around Noah's house where he raised livestock. "You can see the system of fences here that appears to have been a system of corrals and pens." They found the altar he used to make sacrifices to God. They even found the grave of Noah's wife, and a stone sarcophagus.
Almost immediately after the discovery, grave robbers stole her body and allegedly sold it on the black market for millions of dollars.
All of this evidence was compelling enough that the Turkish government officially claimed this was the place where Noah's ark landed. There is a visitor center, and the area is open to the public.
If it has been found, what does that mean
Before the turn, the host stops to ask what is actually at stake, and this is the moment where the episode shows its hand about why it cares.
"If the ark really has been found, what does that mean? Does that mean everything in the Bible is true? Were there angels, Watchers? Were there Nephilim? Is the Earth really much younger than we thought? And my big question is: is God the angry, vengeful God we read about in the Old Testament?"
"There's evidence of the ark. There's evidence of the flood. If God punished humanity for being wicked, we should be very careful. We might want to try to be better people. We should be more kind, more honest, more forgiving. God already destroyed humanity once. We're his second try. And you know what they say. Third time's a charm."
Is any of this true?
This is the segment the channel is built on, and it runs almost eleven minutes. "Noah's ark, the great flood, the Book of Enoch, the Watchers, the Nephilim. We covered a lot today, even aliens. But is any of this true? Well, let's work backwards, because that's the easiest way to do this."
Ron Wyatt
Ron Wyatt was not an archaeologist. He was a nurse by trade.
He claimed to have all the requirements for a master's and a PhD in antiquities. That was not true. He claimed to be a Korean War veteran. That was not true. He claimed to have discovered the Ark of the Covenant. He did not.
"I'm always amazed, and again, I don't hate Ron Wyatt, I don't even really dislike him to tell you the truth. I dislike what he's doing. I realize that he's deceived, in my opinion, thousands of people."
A critic of Wyatt, 42:20
He said he found the ancient cities of Sodom and Gomorrah. He did not.
"Ordinarily I don't say anything without I can prove it, because it's rather embarrassing to make a statement and somebody says well can you show me some evidence, and I can't."
Ron Wyatt, 42:52
He claimed he found the location where Moses parted the Red Sea. And then there is the one that ends the argument for most people. He said he found evaporated blood of Jesus Christ. He had the blood rehydrated and examined, and reported that it had twenty four chromosomes: twenty three to form a baby and one from the Holy Spirit, which proves the virgin birth. "So all of his physical characteristics were determined by his mother's side of the family, her side, and his maleness was determined by this one, why, that came from the source, not a human male."
"But this whole thing is a lie."
The interview clip that follows is the saddest thing in the episode. "Then they said, this blood is alive. And then they said, whose blood is this? And tears would come in his eyes when he talked about blood dripping down from the cross onto the mercy seat. I mean, I said, it's the blood of your Messiah." "And I don't like seeing God's work so grossly misrepresented, to get funds from people and to get support from people."
Wyatt's work is still very popular online, and AJ says he understands why. It is an incredible story. But look a little deeper and you find statement after statement from people who were lied to by Wyatt and defrauded out of quite a bit of money. One patron lost thirty thousand dollars on one of these holy adventures. Wyatt said he needed another ten thousand. This patron said only if you take a lie detector test. At first Wyatt scoffed. But he needed the money, so he took it.
The man who administered the test said, and this is the quote: "He failed just about everything except his name."
And the evidence?
The metal detectors, the ground penetrating radar. Most of it was faked or cherry picked.
The metal detectors used were not professional. They were purchased from the back of treasure hunting magazines. Modern professional metal detectors have found iron at the site, but it is the same type of iron found in soil all over the area. No trained scientist has ever seen any of the petrified wood, or the petrified dung, or anything like that. The only people who saw those things were Ron Wyatt, and the people paid by Ron Wyatt.
The drogue stones get treated more carefully, and this is where the segment is at its most honest. "The drogue stones are a compelling piece of the story, because they are there and they've clearly been there a long time." But the stone is locally quarried. Drogue stones from Noah's ark would have come from Mesopotamia, not the mountains of Turkey.
And the boat shaped formation is probably the result of a mudflow. You can see shapes like this all over the area.
Wyatt's supporters, and there are a lot of them, have answers for all of this. One of them is that the boat was actually higher up the mountain and traveled down on a lava flow. "But boats don't float on lava. They burn. They burn real good."
And then the closing line on it, which does not take the whole site down with the man: "Thousands and thousands of people throughout history did and do consider this a holy place. Maybe Noah's ark was there. I can't prove it wasn't. But I can prove Ron Wyatt was a liar."
Why the CIA classified the photos
Not because of the ark.
"It was the Cold War, and these were photos from spy planes, and a few of those planes weren't exactly in friendly airspace. After the fall of the Soviet Union, releasing the photos wasn't a problem."
The flood, and the sun
On the flood itself he does not budge. If you follow the channel you know he believes it really happened, and that it happened at the end of the Younger Dryas, and that a massive solar event melted the ice caps and created the biggest catastrophe in human history.
And then the personal one. If you follow the channel, you also know that the thing he fears most is not nuclear war or civil unrest or pandemics.
"I fear the sun."
His reasoning is specific. If an asteroid is headed our way, we will see it, and we may even be able to do something about it. And if one actually hits, he believes the world would come together and every nation would do everything it could to help. But a major solar flare or coronal mass ejection is different. There is nowhere to hide from that. Not in a mountain cave, not deep underground. The heat and radiation would be disastrous to us and to the planet.
Heckle: "Yeah, we could hide under water. Like the aliens." And AJ concedes the point, which is very much the tone of this show. "Now that's true. Water is effective at absorbing radiation, and the deeper you go the safer you are. And I'm sure the aliens in the ocean know that."
So is Enoch about aliens?
Most of the flood myths start the same way, with a warning from a godlike figure, and they end the same way, with a godlike figure helping restart civilization.
"Now I can't definitively prove that this is true. Nobody can. But if we keep pressuring our governments about UAPs and UFOs, we may eventually get some answers. Humanity did take a leap forward in technology many thousands of years ago, and maybe those ancient humans had help."
Enoch physically goes to a place that sounds like a spaceship. Elijah talks about riding a chariot of fire. Heckle, hopefully: "What, I thought you were going to sing it again." "Well now I don't want to."
Elijah talks about riding that chariot over the Earth with a humanlike being, and he is amazed by the sound of the vehicle and how fast it moves. Other cultures and religions have similar stories. Muhammad ascends to heaven and meets Allah before returning to Earth. In Hinduism, Arjuna is taken to heaven and lives there for a few years before coming back down.
"There are many more of these myths. But are they myths? Maybe these things did actually happen, but they're written down as myths because the technology is so far ahead of what existed at the time. Maybe these were visitations and abductions."
The Dogon
The last piece of evidence he offers is the one he clearly likes best.
There is a tribe in West Africa called the Dogon. About a hundred thousand of them, mostly living in caves and cliffs. They are still a primitive people. Dogon religion says that long ago they were visited by aliens from the Sirius star system, and that these aliens told them they had also helped the Egyptians, the Greeks and the Sumerians with their civilizations.
But what is really amazing is that the Dogon are aware of the star Sirius B, which they call po. Sirius B is invisible to the naked eye. It was first discovered in 1862. The Dogon had no telescopes. They still do not.
And they did not just know it was there. They knew it was a white dwarf companion to the much brighter Sirius A. They knew the length of its orbit in years. They knew the shape of its orbit. They knew it was a dense star. They relayed all of this to a visiting anthropologist in the 1930s.
They even said there is a third star in the Sirius system. There wasn't. Until there was: in 1995 a study concluded that a third companion star exists. More recent studies are not so sure. "But the Dogon people are. Allegedly."
The Dogon were also aware of Jupiter's moons and Saturn's rings. And here the host does the thing that makes him worth listening to: he scores the point against himself. "Now skeptics like to poke holes in the Dogon story, and I think that's fine. The Dogon were wrong about the number of Jupiter's moons. But they were right about Sirius B."
What the Book of Enoch actually is
The story of Enoch seems to be based on ancient Sumerian stories, as a lot of the Bible is.
When people talk about the Book of Enoch they are referring to what is officially called 1 Enoch, because there are three books. Biblical scholars consider the books of Enoch pseudepigrapha, meaning a biblical work that falsely claims authorship by a biblical character.
That does not mean the books were not known or were not important. 1 Enoch is quoted in Jude 14 to 15. Enoch was known and Enoch was important. But the book is not considered inspired by God, and is therefore apocryphal and outside canon. "Still a page turner." "Oh yeah, it's a good read."
Some parts of Enoch are said to have been written later, to expand on stories from the Bible: the birth of Noah, Enoch's visit to heaven. These were interesting characters and people wanted to know more, so someone, or many someones, we do not know who, just wrote more.
"It's like Bible fan fiction." "It's exactly like that."
But, he adds, different religions and denominations are going to have different interpretations. The Ethiopian Orthodox Church says the book is canon, and that church has been around for almost three thousand years. Some Christians think reading it is heresy, a crime against the church. Most scholars consider it an important text that gives additional insight into the lives and beliefs of the people living at the time.
The closing, which is the real reason to watch
The episode ends on a personal note that has nothing to do with archaeology.
"Honestly, whether the Book of Enoch is canon or not, that's not important to me. It's an interesting academic discussion. As you know, I'm not religious, but I am fascinated by and have great respect for religions. All religions. I enjoy the stories and for the most part I think they teach good lessons. I'm more into fishes and loaves than fire and brimstone, but that's just my taste."
He knows what is coming in the comments, because it comes every time. "Every time I do a religious story I get attacked in the comments. There's going to be people screaming at me in all caps to take Jesus into my heart or I'm going to hell. If that's what you believe, that's okay. I don't believe that."
And then:
"I don't know what happens after we die. I'm inclined to say nothing. Just black. But there's a big piece of my heart that really wants to be wrong. Because when I finally pass on and walk down that tunnel, if I'm greeted by family and friends long past, and I find myself standing at the pearly gates, the first words out of my mouth are going to be: thank God."
51:55
Then the sign off. "Thank you so much for hanging out with us today. My name is AJ, that's Heckle Fish." "Peace be unto the human. Grateful am I for thine eyes that have watched and thine ears that have heard." Today's topic, like most topics on the channel, was recommended by a viewer, and there is a tips page for that. There is a twice weekly podcast with deep dives and episodes that would not be allowed on the channel, called The Why Files Operation. There is a Discord with somewhere around thirty five thousand members. There is a Patreon starting at three dollars a month, which gets you early ad free videos, members only merch, and two private live streams a week. And there is a store, which Heckle pitches in scripture voice: "Come forth and partake in our wares, for in your hands they shall find purpose, and through your stewardship their journey shall be fulfilled." "What does that mean?"
It means buy a Heckle Fish t shirt.
"Be safe, be kind, and know that you are appreciated."
Then the outro song, which is a running list of every conspiracy the channel has ever covered set to a dance beat, ending with a camel who loves to dance.
The search, in order
- antiquity Searches for the ark begin. Nothing formal is possible for a very long time.
- 1730 James Bruce is born to a wealthy Scottish family. They want him in law.
- 1760s Bruce spends over a decade in Africa tracing the Nile through war torn deserts, disease and near starvation.
- 1772 At an Ethiopian monastery he finds the source of the Nile and, more importantly, the Book of Enoch, lost for thousands of years. It is promptly dismissed: too few copies to be scripture.
- 19th c. Biblical archaeology emerges and makes formal searches feasible for the first time.
- 1940s Expeditions are organized to follow up on potential leads.
- 1947 A shepherd throws a rock into a cave near Qumran and hears pottery break. Among the Dead Sea Scrolls are eleven copies of Enoch, a perfect match for the Ethiopian text.
- Jun 17 1949 A US Air Force camera photographs a rectangular barge like structure west of the summit of Mount Ararat. The CIA sends spy planes and classifies what it calls the Ararat anomaly.
- Oct 1959 Turkish Army Captain İlhan Durupınar, flying a NATO mapping mission over Üzengili, photographs a boat shaped formation at almost 7,000 feet. It measures 538 feet.
- 1956 to 1992 Every subsequent CIA photograph of the anomaly is classified: 1956, 1973, 1976, 1990, 1992. For forty five years every internal request is denied, and the CIA says the photos do not exist.
- 1960s After an earthquake exposes what looks like a hull, geologists visit Durupınar, call it a natural formation, and that is that.
- 1977 Ron Wyatt, a nurse by trade, renews interest in the site and starts bringing scientists.
- 1970s Stone foundations of the settlement believed to be the first after the flood are still visible. Roughly thirty drogue stones are found, 200 miles from the nearest ocean.
- 1980s Ground penetrating radar shows regular lines beneath the surface. Metal detectors find iron at regular intervals. A large rivet and washer test out as a man made alloy.
- 1995 Six frames of the 1949 footage are released under the Freedom of Information Act.
- 1997 The Black Sea deluge hypothesis is first proposed: 40,000 square miles flooded, 200 Niagaras a day for 300 days.
- 1999 The CIA makes its Noah's ark files public, proving the search reached the highest levels of the US government.
- 2014 3D scans of Durupınar show a ship shape with three levels and dimensions the episode reports as 300 by 50 by 30 cubits.
- since Turkey officially recognizes the site as where the ark landed. There is a visitor center. Higher resolution photos of the Ararat anomaly show no barge.
Best quotes
"There are two problems with the Noah's ark story. One, the ark is much older than anyone thought. And two, the man named Noah, he wasn't a man. At least not a man from Earth." 0:26, the thesis, delivered before the title card.
"Now Enoch wouldn't have known it at the time, but he was describing a spacecraft." 8:55, the pivot the whole first half turns on.
"Apocryphal is a nice way of saying it's fake." 10:00.
"A smartphone would seem supernatural to someone living thousands of years ago. A spaceship would be incomprehensible." 12:00, the interpretive rule the episode applies throughout.
"It sounds like the angel works for the FBI, right? The book of life is essentially a database of surveillance records." 13:35.
"God needs a witness." 14:14, on why Enoch was taken.
"They violated the prime directive. They did." 16:01.
"Soon God can't tell who's a Nephilim and who isn't." 18:10, the line that justifies the reset.
"In the Book of Enoch this is a divine miracle. Or it's technology. Artificial insemination and genetic manipulation. A successful human hybrid." 21:05, on Noah's conception.
"If some humans survive, great. If they don't, it doesn't matter. Only Noah matters." 22:20, on who the flood was actually for.
"The only difference between pseudoscience and science is time." 28:50.
"There could have been arks all over the world." 31:00.
"For that answer, we turn to the CIA." 31:12.
"Why are there anchor stones in the mountains of Ararat? They're two hundred miles from the closest ocean. But there they are." 35:40.
"He failed just about everything except his name." 44:25, the polygraph examiner on Ron Wyatt.
"But boats don't float on lava. They burn. They burn real good." 45:40.
"Maybe Noah's ark was there. I can't prove it wasn't. But I can prove Ron Wyatt was a liar." 45:45, the fairest sentence in the episode.
"I fear the sun." 46:32.
"The Dogon were wrong about the number of Jupiter's moons. But they were right about Sirius B." 49:55.
"It's like Bible fan fiction." "It's exactly like that." 50:58.
"I'm more into fishes and loaves than fire and brimstone." 51:43.
"There's a big piece of my heart that really wants to be wrong." 52:08.
Where it stands
The host does most of this work himself in the last eleven minutes, which is unusual and worth crediting. This table finishes the job, sorting the episode's claims by how much weight each can carry.
| Claim in the episode | What is actually documented | Where it sits |
|---|---|---|
| James Bruce brought the Book of Enoch out of Ethiopia in 1772 | established Bruce's Geʽez manuscripts are the reason the West has 1 Enoch at all. | Historical fact. Not in dispute. |
| Eleven copies of Enoch among the Dead Sea Scrolls | established Aramaic Enoch fragments were recovered at Qumran, confirming the book's antiquity and wide circulation. | Real, and it is the strongest single fact in the first half. "Intact and complete" is generous; the finds are fragmentary. |
| Enoch describes a physical heaven with gates, rooms and a roof | established as text The Book of the Watchers really does read this way, and that concreteness is why it sat outside canon. | The text says what the episode says it says. That it describes a spacecraft is the show's reading, not the text's claim. |
| The 364 day year in Enoch | established as text 1 Enoch contains a full 364 day solar calendar, which is genuinely notable for its date. | Real and interesting. It is also about a day and a quarter off, which is why the calendar drifts. |
| Noah's glowing birth and Lamech's paternity fear | established as text The Birth of Noah section of 1 Enoch is exactly as quoted. | The passage is real. Artificial insemination is offered explicitly as an alternative reading, and labeled as one. |
| Roughly 250 flood myths worldwide | Flood narratives are genuinely near universal and the ones listed are real stories from those cultures. | The pattern is real. Whether it points to one event, to many local floods, or to how humans live near water is unsettled. |
| The Black Sea deluge hypothesis | established as a hypothesis Proposed in 1997 by two Columbia geologists, and a serious, published idea. | Real science, and contested since. Later cores suggest a gentler filling. The date given here is at the early end of the range. |
| The great flood happened at the end of the Younger Dryas, caused by a solar event | The Younger Dryas boundary is real and abrupt, and rapid meltwater pulses are well documented. | the host's own belief, and he says so twice. The impact version has published advocates; the solar flare version has far fewer. |
| The Ararat anomaly and the CIA files | established Real photographs, really classified, really released under FOIA in 1995 and 1999. | The secrecy is fact. The episode itself concludes the object is most likely a rock formation, and gives the mundane reason for the classification: Cold War overflights. |
| Durupınar is exactly 300 royal cubits | The formation is real, was photographed in 1959, and is roughly boat shaped and boat sized. | the arithmetic does not close. 300 Egyptian royal cubits is about 515 feet. The episode measures the formation at 538. Both numbers cannot be exact. |
| Iron at regular intervals, radar lines, a man made rivet, petrified deck timber | The episode retracts nearly all of this itself. | faked or cherry picked. Consumer grade detectors, iron indistinguishable from local soil, and no trained scientist ever saw the wood or the dung. |
| The drogue stones | the stones are real and have plainly been there a long time. | The best surviving piece of the site, and still against it: the stone is locally quarried, and ark stones would have come from Mesopotamia. |
| The boat shaped formation itself | Geologists said natural formation in the 1960s and the episode agrees. | probably a mudflow. Similar shapes occur all over the area. |
| Ron Wyatt's credentials and discoveries | The episode is unambiguous: not an archaeologist, no degrees, not a veteran, did not find the Ark of the Covenant, Sodom, the Red Sea crossing, or the blood of Christ. | demonstrated fraud, including a failed polygraph and Customers defrauded of tens of thousands of dollars. |
| The Dogon knew about Sirius B | The 1930s ethnography reporting it is real, and Sirius B was not visible to them. | heavily contested. The leading counter argument is contamination from European visitors before the fieldwork. The episode volunteers the Jupiter error against itself. |
| 1 Enoch is pseudepigrapha, quoted in Jude | established Both halves are standard scholarship, and the episode states them plainly. | Accurate. Also accurate that the Ethiopian Orthodox Church treats it as canon. |
One arithmetic note the episode does not catch. The cubit swap is presented as the thing that makes Durupınar fit, and it does most of the work: three hundred cubits at the seventeen inch Mosaic measure is four hundred and twenty five feet, while three hundred Egyptian royal cubits is about five hundred and fifteen. But the episode measures the formation at five hundred and thirty eight feet and then calls it exactly three hundred royal cubits. Those are twenty three feet apart. Wyatt's own materials generally use the five hundred and fifteen figure, which is the one that actually matches. It is a small thing, and it points the same direction as everything else in that segment.
The other thing worth saying is that the episode never claims Durupınar is the ark. It claims the site is old, holy to a great many people, and impossible to disprove, and that the man who made it famous was a liar. Those are compatible, and keeping them separate is the hardest thing to do in this genre.
Resources mentioned
- The Why Files, hosted by AJ Gentile with Heckle Fish, plus The Why Files Operation podcast, the Discord, and the Patreon.
- PDS Debt, the episode's sponsor, and the free debt analysis at the end of the thirty second assessment.
- James Bruce, the Scottish explorer, and Gish Abay, the spring in the Lake Tana highlands he identified as the source of the Nile.
- Geʽez, the ancient Semitic language the manuscript was written in, and the Ethiopian Orthodox Tewahedo Church whose eighty one book canon preserved it.
- The Queen of Sheba, King Solomon, Menelik I, and the Kebra Nagast tradition that carries the fuller story.
- The Ark of the Covenant, said to be in Axum at the Church of Our Lady Mary of Zion.
- The Book of Enoch, its 108 chapters, and Enoch himself, plus the Book of Noah material quoted for Noah's birth.
- The Dead Sea Scrolls and Qumran, where eleven copies of Enoch and the Book of Giants were found.
- Apocrypha, pseudepigrapha, biblical canon, and the King James Version with its sixty six books.
- Uriel, the Watchers, the Nephilim, and Elijah's chariot of fire in 2 Kings 2.
- Sumer, the Anunnaki, and the three hundred Observers sent down from palaces in the sky.
- Lamech, Methuselah, and Noah, whose story runs Genesis 6 to 9.
- The cubit, specifically the Egyptian royal cubit, and gopher or cypress wood.
- The Black Sea deluge hypothesis, the Bosporus sill, the Laurentide Ice Sheet, the Mediterranean, and Niagara Falls as the unit of flow.
- Flood myths worldwide: the Epic of Gilgamesh with Utnapishtim, Ea and Enlil; Manu, the fish and the seven sages; Nanabozho of the Ojibwe; Tiddalik the giant frog; the Chinese great flood of Gun and Yu; and Viracocha drowning the giants.
- The Younger Dryas, the Younger Dryas impact hypothesis, solar flares and coronal mass ejections.
- Mount Ararat, Urartu, Lake Van, and the Ararat anomaly in the CIA reading room, released under the Freedom of Information Act.
- The Durupınar site near Üzengili, photographed on a NATO mapping flight, and the drogue stones found nearby.
- Ron Wyatt, his claims about Sodom and Gomorrah and the crossing of the Red Sea, the ground penetrating radar surveys, the petrified wood, the mudflow explanation, and the polygraph he failed.
- The Dogon people, Sirius and its white dwarf companion discovered by Alvan Graham Clark in 1862, and Marcel Griaule, the anthropologist who recorded the Dogon accounts in the 1930s.
- Muhammad's ascent, Arjuna in heaven, the Quran, Mesopotamia, the prime directive, and the UAP disclosure push the host keeps pointing at.


